Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
How did I get so lucky?
Number of poopy diapers Corban changed yesterday: 5
Number of poopy diapers I changed yesterday: 0
Love my hubby!
Number of poopy diapers I changed yesterday: 0
Love my hubby!
Monday, January 9, 2012
Dear Horchata
Dear Aunt Haley,
Or Hermana, Horchata, Horhay, whatever your real name is... I'm not sure yet, but one day I will figure it out. I am excited to meet you someday! I am so freaking handsome, you don't even know. No really. You won't believe how many of the best VandeMerwe/Knight/Russell genes I got. Like, ALL of the good ones. Plus, I've got the biggest, chubbiest, droopiest, rosiest cheeks. Like EVER. If you could see me in person, you would pinch them. They are irresistible.
I'm excited to meet you when you come home from your mission this summer. I don't want it to be awkward, so here are a few things about me. I love my sister, Pepper. She makes me smile without even trying. I love watching all the crazy things she does, and I especially love it when she gives me toys. I had rice cereal for the first time last week, and so far so good. I have a big, round head (thank you VandeMerwe genes). It's pretty perfectly shaped if I do say so myself. Last week I was wearing a bib at church with the picture of the Gerber Baby on it, and someone said how funny it was that my bib had a picture of me on it. Can you BELIEVE that? Me getting mistaken for THE Gerber Baby? What's that? YOU think I look like him too? Oh, stop it. You're just being nice. What's that? You think I should look into baby modeling? You little devil, quit putting these thoughts in my head!
Anywho, enough about me... how is Cali? My mom was so happy to talk to you on Christmas, she really misses you. Can't wait to hang out with you in the 'nati this summer. What-what!! It's whatever. I'm over it.
I love you, Aunt Horchata. Keep up the good work!
Love,
Lincoln
Or Hermana, Horchata, Horhay, whatever your real name is... I'm not sure yet, but one day I will figure it out. I am excited to meet you someday! I am so freaking handsome, you don't even know. No really. You won't believe how many of the best VandeMerwe/Knight/Russell genes I got. Like, ALL of the good ones. Plus, I've got the biggest, chubbiest, droopiest, rosiest cheeks. Like EVER. If you could see me in person, you would pinch them. They are irresistible.
I'm excited to meet you when you come home from your mission this summer. I don't want it to be awkward, so here are a few things about me. I love my sister, Pepper. She makes me smile without even trying. I love watching all the crazy things she does, and I especially love it when she gives me toys. I had rice cereal for the first time last week, and so far so good. I have a big, round head (thank you VandeMerwe genes). It's pretty perfectly shaped if I do say so myself. Last week I was wearing a bib at church with the picture of the Gerber Baby on it, and someone said how funny it was that my bib had a picture of me on it. Can you BELIEVE that? Me getting mistaken for THE Gerber Baby? What's that? YOU think I look like him too? Oh, stop it. You're just being nice. What's that? You think I should look into baby modeling? You little devil, quit putting these thoughts in my head!
Anywho, enough about me... how is Cali? My mom was so happy to talk to you on Christmas, she really misses you. Can't wait to hang out with you in the 'nati this summer. What-what!! It's whatever. I'm over it.
I love you, Aunt Horchata. Keep up the good work!
Love,
Lincoln
Get in my BELLY!
Warning: Unless you are a blood relative of Lincoln's, you might be super bored by these.
Blood relatives: Get ready to drool over the cutest baby in St. Louis.
Blood relatives: Get ready to drool over the cutest baby in St. Louis.
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